patchnotes = {
"version": "2.4",
"date": "20/07/2023",
"title": "The July Parity and Internal Work Update",
"data": {
"!crab": "Patched the super secret crab vulnerability",
"!results": "Added old results command",
"!risc": "Command re-added. May be buggy",
"!farm and !scran": "Error handling for Twitter",
"!geotop": "Uncalibrated users are excluded from rankings",
"System Timers": "Does stuff every day or something idk man",
"Birthdays": "This is just a mini announcement. If you'd like your birthday added to the calendar let us know!",
"Uh Oh": "You hear some rumblings about crabs...and gods...who knows what that means for the future",
},
}
# patchnotes2.3 = {
# "version": "2.3",
# "date": "22/06/2023",
# "title": "June Annoying Work Update",
# "data": {
# "The Bot": "Upgraded the bot library so that it can use fun stuff like stickers wow!!!!",
# "Names": "The bot will try and refer to you by your nickname instead of some cringe shit like evan.e.",
# "!right": "Find out who's right in any give argument",
# "!drew": "Added Groating, Zeno, 30yoToxicGanon, and Pup",
# "Friday": "It's freaking friday",
# },
# }
# patchnotes2.2 = {
# "version": "2.2",
# "date": "11/06/2023",
# "title": "!top/!leaderboard/!rank return!",
# "data": {
# "!top": "Now shows you the message leaderboard",
# "!top tc": "Shows you the TimCoin leaderboard",
# "!rank": "Shows you your message rank",
# "!rank tc": "Shows you your TimCoin rank",
# "sentience": "made the bot more likely to bully peach mains",
# },
# }
# patchnotes2.1.1 = {
# "version": "2.1.1",
# "date": "16/11/2022",
# "title": "November Mini Update",
# "data": {
# "!farmstink": "Farmstink command has been reworked to pull in Elon Musk tweets",
# "!fish": "fish",
# "!dimi": "Dimi command has been slightly pruned",
# "!mald": "Pulls a random maldpost from the channel",
# "!libertarian": "Darsh FORCED me do this one",
# "!trump": "There's a pizza on your roof",
# "!shieldgrab": "It will work eventually!",
# },
# }
#
# patchnotes_2.1 = {
# "version": "2.1",
# "date": "31/10/2022",
# "title": "The Halloween Update",
# "data": {
# "Timcord Halloween Event 2022": "We're Back! It's Halloween Season! Click the candy drops and complete the challenges! Event starts October 1st and ends November 1st.",
# "!Halloween/!Event": "Use this command to get more details for the event",
# "!candy": "Shows you how much candy you have.",
# "!candyrank": "!rank but for candy.",
# "!candytop": "Guess. Go on, make a wild guess.",
# "!crab": "Updated to be more Halloween-y",
# "other commands": "No updates because we're really lazy. sorry.",
# },
# }
# patchnotes_2.0 = {
# "version": "2.0",
# "date": "16/08/2022",
# "title": "The Rewrite",
# "data": {
# "We're Back!": "Happy anniversary Timcord! We're resuming production on the bot, with a brand new one! Not too much in terms of new commands today, but stay tuned...",
# "Timbot": "Completely rewritten in Python. That means it's better! New features incoming :dabmeup:",
# "!q": "added 700 new quotes. holy cow!",
# "!worldle": "Worldle duel. Challenge someone else with !worldle @user. RANKED NOW OUT",
# "!georank": "View your current worldle duel rank",
# "!geotop": "View the worldle leaderboard",
# "!sneed": "sneed",
# "!order": "Stop dragging the channels",
# "!tag": "Picks a slippi tag for you",
# "Extra info about worldle ranked": "It's using trueskill, the hard numbers are hidden but you will be assigned a rank after calibration",
# },
# }