patchnotes = {
    "version": "2.4",
    "date": "20/07/2023",
    "title": "The July Parity and Internal Work Update",
    "data": {
        "!crab": "Patched the super secret crab vulnerability",
        "!results": "Added old results command",
        "!risc": "Command re-added. May be buggy",
        "!farm and !scran": "Error handling for Twitter",
        "!geotop": "Uncalibrated users are excluded from rankings",
        "System Timers": "Does stuff every day or something idk man",
        "Birthdays": "This is just a mini announcement. If you'd like your birthday added to the calendar let us know!",
        "Uh Oh": "You hear some rumblings about crabs...and gods...who knows what that means for the future",
    },
}
# patchnotes2.3 = {
#     "version": "2.3",
#     "date": "22/06/2023",
#     "title": "June Annoying Work Update",
#     "data": {
#         "The Bot": "Upgraded the bot library so that it can use fun stuff like stickers wow!!!!",
#         "Names": "The bot will try and refer to you by your nickname instead of some cringe shit like evan.e.",
#         "!right": "Find out who's right in any give argument",
#         "!drew": "Added Groating, Zeno, 30yoToxicGanon, and Pup",
#         "Friday": "It's freaking friday",
#     },
# }

# patchnotes2.2 = {
#     "version": "2.2",
#     "date": "11/06/2023",
#     "title": "!top/!leaderboard/!rank return!",
#     "data": {
#         "!top": "Now shows you the message leaderboard",
#         "!top tc": "Shows you the TimCoin leaderboard",
#         "!rank": "Shows you your message rank",
#         "!rank tc": "Shows you your TimCoin rank",
#         "sentience": "made the bot more likely to bully peach mains",
#     },
# }

# patchnotes2.1.1 = {
#     "version": "2.1.1",
#     "date": "16/11/2022",
#     "title": "November Mini Update",
#     "data": {
#         "!farmstink": "Farmstink command has been reworked to pull in Elon Musk tweets",
#         "!fish": "fish",
#         "!dimi": "Dimi command has been slightly pruned",
#         "!mald": "Pulls a random maldpost from the channel",
#         "!libertarian": "Darsh FORCED me do this one",
#         "!trump": "There's a pizza on your roof",
#         "!shieldgrab": "It will work eventually!",
#     },
# }
#
# patchnotes_2.1 = {
#     "version": "2.1",
#     "date": "31/10/2022",
#     "title": "The Halloween Update",
#     "data": {
#         "Timcord Halloween Event 2022": "We're Back! It's Halloween Season! Click the candy drops and complete the challenges! Event starts October 1st and ends November 1st.",
#         "!Halloween/!Event": "Use this command to get more details for the event",
#         "!candy": "Shows you how much candy you have.",
#         "!candyrank": "!rank but for candy.",
#         "!candytop": "Guess. Go on, make a wild guess.",
#         "!crab": "Updated to be more Halloween-y",
#         "other commands": "No updates because we're really lazy. sorry.",
#     },
# }

# patchnotes_2.0 = {
#     "version": "2.0",
#     "date": "16/08/2022",
#     "title": "The Rewrite",
#     "data": {
#         "We're Back!": "Happy anniversary Timcord! We're resuming production on the bot, with a brand new one! Not too much in terms of new commands today, but stay tuned...",
#         "Timbot": "Completely rewritten in Python. That means it's better! New features incoming :dabmeup:",
#         "!q": "added 700 new quotes. holy cow!",
#         "!worldle": "Worldle duel. Challenge someone else with !worldle @user. RANKED NOW OUT",
#         "!georank": "View your current worldle duel rank",
#         "!geotop": "View the worldle leaderboard",
#         "!sneed": "sneed",
#         "!order": "Stop dragging the channels",
#         "!tag": "Picks a slippi tag for you",
#         "Extra info about worldle ranked": "It's using trueskill, the hard numbers are hidden but you will be assigned a rank after calibration",
#     },
# }